Elias wants one of these..NAO!
Elias Weiss Friedman
Unnecessary musings
"A pretension of hipsters"
James Lipton traced a number of these terms back to the 1400s, specifically to THE BOOK OF ST. ALBANS, printed in 1486. In addition to today’s ordinary terms, he discovered some that had a fresh sound, precisely because they had not made the 500-year journey to our modern era. Lipton identifies six sources of inspiration for the terms. He lists these “Families” with the following examples: Onomatopoeia: a murmuration of starlings, a gaggle of geese. Characteristic (by far the largest Family): a leap of leopards, a skulk of foxes. Appearance: a knot of toads, a parliament of owls. Habitat: a shoal of bass, a nest of rabbits. Comment (pro or con depending on viewpoint): a richness of martens, a cowardice of curs. Error (in transcription or printing; sometimes preserved for centuries): “school” of fish was originally intended to be “shoal.”
looking up words like profundity
Give away everything you know and more will come back to you.
Paul Arden (via toddthings)
I read this as: Tell your jokes, other people will use them for you…I guess this is what I get back. Works for me!
Oh roommates, where art thou?
Nothing pisses me off more than signing onto gchat in the morning to discover that my idiot roommates are NOT online. Who the HAYL do they think they are? Workmen? Nothing makes me happier than a nice morning roommate beratement, and these dickheads seem to be all about depriving me of what I need and most certainly deserve! Screw you guys I ain’t payin rent!
